Curse

Doc Holliday · Feb 24, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30

*says to dark "Ill handle this one"*

*grabs klay and forces him to drink a pangalactic gargle blaster which puts him into a coma since he is a wuss who has never had one before*

*ties his limp body to bar with chains, ropes, handcuffs, etc...*

*puts squirt cheese all over klay*

*entices rats to come eat klay alive*

*puts a pot over a rat thats on klays stomach*

*puts hot coals on top of the pot so the pot starts to heat up*

*rat slowly claws his way into klays insides to escape the heat*

*sits at corner table and drinks beer*

*swig*

"ahhhh!"

darkdragon99 · Feb 24, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37

"dam doc couldn't have done it better myself"

Doc Holliday · Feb 24, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02

"No problem, what are friends for."

*watches as a grizzly bear goes up and starts gnawing on klay's arm*

*swig*

Goats17 · Feb 24, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43

*stares creepily at Doc while drinking w/e is left in the bar down to the bottom of the barrel*

Symeon · Feb 24, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55

*flexes as the monkeys turn on him*
*with hands on floor, spins legs around fast, kicking all the monkeys sending them flying around the room, hitting a few people*
*leaps up*
*grabs a beer*
*sits on a chair and pours the beer over head*
*repeats above two lines over and over*

Two April Mornings · Feb 24, 2006, 12:32 PM // 12:32

*watches chaos in amazement because he is high, drunk, and hungry*

*easts peanuts and throws shells at klay's body*

KlayMan641 · Feb 25, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03

*come back alive as a flesh eating farting zombie*
*come to April and chew her head off*
then use the flesh of her body to make Klay a new better body then his old one*
*takes a beer bottle and smash and start to go crazy with a sharp broken Beer bottle*
*wlkas up to Doc's back as he is not wtaching and smash him in the back*
*drags body to a fire place*
*watch as fire burn his body*

Two April Mornings · Feb 25, 2006, 02:33 PM // 14:33

*now that flesh is all over klay's body, klay merely becomes part of april, not the other way around*

*drinks large amount of beer to kill off the dying pieces of klay*

KlayMan641 · Feb 25, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42

*ah crap...."*

*ummm can't we think of somehing to stop this nonesense..."*

KlayMan641 · Feb 25, 2006, 04:11 PM // 16:11

*waitng for someone to do sumthing*

*go up to the bear and tame him*

Knido · Feb 25, 2006, 04:50 PM // 16:50

tame this!

*grr*

KlayMan641 · Feb 25, 2006, 05:01 PM // 17:01

*take a 12 guage shotgun*
*BAM DIE U LIGER*
*take a liger whilstle*
*"SIT"*

Doc Holliday · Feb 25, 2006, 10:51 PM // 22:51

*in a flash of blinding light and a burst of fire doc rises from his own ashes like a phoenix*

*kicks klay's shotgun into the air, catches it, then shoots him in the back with it*

*drags his body to kitchen*

*grabs chainsaw*

*lops of arms and legs and puts them into the garbage disposal*

*"I took out the gargabe guys, so no worries"*

*sits at bar and orders a beer*

*siwg*

KlayMan641 · Feb 25, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21

*summonng dark magic to reanimate his body*
*go back to the bar*
*"Well doc.....you may got me but im still back*
*BEAR!!!! LIGER COME TO ME*
*Klay's Grizelly Bear and Liger chase after Doc*
*sit down and take a swig of moonshine*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 02:03 AM // 02:03

*decide to go to Doc's body and piss and crap on it*
* puor gallonws of gasoline on his body*
*take a mtach and burn it*
*go to the bar and order a Pina Colada*

nightrunner · Feb 26, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20

*Punches Klayman for double posting*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41

*"ow..."*
*ignore punch and take a drink of beer"

Hobo Master · Feb 26, 2006, 05:15 AM // 05:15

*enters the bar leading a drunk hobo by a string*

*looks around the bar before sitting and orders tequilla*

Two April Mornings · Feb 26, 2006, 05:16 AM // 05:16

*punches the tequila out of hobo's hand*

*downs it*

*kicks klayman in face*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 26, 2006, 05:27 AM // 05:27

*comes inside from veranda to announce BBQ meat is ready "Come and get it!" grabs a 6 of Labbatt's tosses one each to Nin00,Paul & pwnd, then heads back out to the awaiting hot tub on the veranda.....